Andrew graduated with an English degree in 2011 and moved to Washington D.C. from Columbus in a misguided attempt to find a job. In his spare time he reads and discusses very serious articles, writes poetry, and has a beard. He can often be seen making atrocious puns at passers-by until one builds up the courage to strike him. Check out his Twitter here.
Bill graduated with a double major in English and Psychology in 2011 and returned to his longtime home of Washington D.C. hoping to find work doing something even remotely related to his majors. Despite handicapping himself in the silliest conceivable way, he still spends time hobbling aimlessly around basketball courts across D.C. Occasionally he can be seen taking silly arguments far too seriously and scaring onlookers with the ferocity of his irrational fury.